On the 6th of July, shoppers all over Malaysia screamed with glee and delight as the #1 most desirable, most needed fashion accessory among women would finally be sold to the public. Yes, it is none other than that “environmental awareness” shopping bag from Anya Hindmarch known as the “I’m not a Plastic Bag” bag.

What makes this bag so “desirable”? Besides the fact that it isn’t really as environmentally friendly as it says it is…It only cost RM55 and unless you were on a waiting list that existed 4-5 months before the launch, chances of you getting your hands on one were pretty slim. Coupled with the fact that each country has its own unique colour and a VERY limited collector’s edition and that each sold out bag could fetch up to 225 british pounds on ebay, this truly was a totally unbelivable, non sensical item that drives women insane.
Unfortunately, when you happen to date one of these insane women, you end up wondering who the insane one is. And so, guess who ended up waiting in line for that damn Anya store to open at 7am in KLCC? Was it love? Insanity? The opportunity to gain some super valuable brownie points? I wish I knew…..

Believe it or not, this was how KLCC looked at 7 in the morning. I thought I was the only crazy one, but I was actually something like the 62nd person in line. Apparently if I was even CRAZY enough to come in at 4.30am, I could be fortunate enough to be 12th. Anyways, the store opens at 10am so there I was waiting among these swarm of shopaholics who were ready to invade the Anya store like locusts!

VICE RAID!! heh. No seriously, it felt like we were prisoners with these guards around and everyone squatting down. Perhaps the only comforting aspect was that I wasn’t the only guy around as there were lots of other dudes as well. I wonder how they got suckered into this as well….

While I tried to conceal myself from being identified by anybody I knew, NTV7 decided to drop by. Great…. now everyone who watches the news knows I spent a solid 4 hours waiting for a bag that overstates the obvious.


When it was finally 10am, the line somehow started to move. However, it was only a little shuffle forward. And at this point, the damn Anya store decided to let celebrities, (who obviously hadn’t been in the queue since 7am!!) get a bag each. Then as if to rub it in, allow them to walk past the ENTIRE line, parading the bag as if to taunt us. You can bet that got the WHOLE crowd pretty pissed but we all believed we were getting closer to getting one ourselves. But it was pretty sweet to see Stefanie Chai in person. (she’s hot!)

I thought that I was one of the unfortunate late ones even though I had been waiting since 7, but when i looked behind me, there were even more poor souls trying to get their hands on the bag. Whatever the case, I was gonna get one before they did. Muahahahah….

Well, at least that’s what I thought. Then came a security guard with a sign that read: “I’m not a plastic bags sold out”. War was about to waged.

Well, things got ugly pretty fast. Everyone was yelling and at some point the manager (I think) of the shop had to come out and apologise to everyone and asked us to disperse. Hello?? Most people took time off and waited since some ungodly hour to get a bag and all you can say is, “I’m sorry”?? If they had known the total amounts of bags they were gonna distribute, the least they could have done is told those still in the queue to go back as they won’t have enough for them. Having your celebs parade the bag to taunt us didn’t help either and it REALLY only made matters worse. The manager did offer to give notebooks as compensation, and I could hear her saying she didn’t understand why people hated her. Well, where do i begin?
Anyways, needless to say I wasted a good 4 hours of my life. Well, not entirely. I did read EVERY single word in KLUE magazine. (have YOU ever read EVERY single word in a magazine??) But I also learned that deep down inside, girls are nerds too. They may think we men are insane to wait hours to get the FIRST tickets to the premiere of LOTR, or camp outside a toy store for the latest Transformer toy or pay a healthy deposit for a video game console that has functions we will never use. But now I know, girls are indeed, the masters of nerd-ism. And to Anya Hindmarch, I’m just gonna start using MY own bag from now on. One that overstates the obvious and is totally gonna be the next BIG thing. Just you wait….
